Just after Inter won Champions League I sent a SMS to our great friend Fabiano!
"Bravíssimo!! :) What a fuck good coach!! The best... Di specialli!! I told u long time ago he was the best!! Congratulations tiffosi!!:)"
Fabiano reply:
"Ciao Alex!!!!!!! Maybe you are right and he is the best... or maybe it's just because italians are the best of the whole world!!! What about portuguese teams? How are you my ugly friend? Baci"
I reply:
"Ciao fratello! Con mi, tuti va bienne. Mi manqui un picolo tu testa di catzo ma espeto tu jornata a Portugallo! What italians are u talking about? Does Inter have them?"
Fabiano reply:
"Che cazzo! Questa volta hai regione! Sono contento di sentirti!!! Ti mando una grossa strizzata all'ucello!!!"
Ok... I sent a sms with some kind of italian, I could read and understand fully the first reply of Fabiano. On the second SMS I understood until the last sentence:
"Ti mando una grossa strizzata all'ucello" Ok, switch on the laptop and let's translate with our friend Google.
First try: Italian-Portuguese
"Estou enviando-lhe um grande aperto com as aves" (No fucking sense!! Talking about birds or some shit!!)
Second try: Italian-English
" I am sending a big squeeze to 'birds!" (the same fucking birds talk... for sure isn't right I tough!)
So I made a images search on google: See your self HERE.
:)))))